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Doctor Who Quote
Cyberman: “Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.”
Dalek Sec: “This is not war, this is pest control!”
Cyberman: “We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?”
Dalek Sec: “Four.”
Cyberman: “You would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek?”
Dalek Sec: “We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect!”
Cyberman: “What is that?”
Dalek Sec: “You are better at dying!”#Always hilarious #Trash talking Daleks and Cybermen #You’re doing it right
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I WHIP MY BUSH BACK AND FORTH! ♫
This hot enough for you GURREN LAGANN BOY?
I hope it is. There aren’t any other volcanoes for miles.
Okay so I was walking through the store when suddenly! Pasta salad!
No like that’s what this product is called. Suddenly pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. And like I understand that it’s a box of stuff that you add to pasta and suddenly it’s pasta salad. Okay cool, sounds pretty useful to me. But god that suddenly in the name. It just makes it sound so… sudden. You know? like you pull back the shower curtain and pasta salad!!!! You look in the mirror and what’s that behind you? It’s pasta salad. you hear a strange noise and pasta salad. you turn the corner and pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. ALL OF A SUDDEN. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. IT’S PASTA SALAD. Whatever happened here it happened suddenly, nobody had time to get out of the way, they say as they survey the pasta salad covered scene.
Like okay here’s a play along at home game, put on your best movie trailer voice and say “it was a quiet town… a peaceful town… when suddenly, pasta salad!” Or even just use your regular voice, unless your movie trailer voice is your regular voice, I don’t know your life, to say pretty much any sentence that would have suddenly in it but then after suddenly you say pasta salad. Then say another one. There you go, I just gave you enough jokes to sustain yourself maybe for the rest of your life.
*dead*
ALL THE DAVIDS ARE MARCHING IN PLACE WITH ALL THE DAVIDS. IT’S RAINING PUPPIES AND KITTENS AND NOTHING CAN EVER HURT ANYMORE.
I will never be sad or have a bad day ever again because this cures ALL THINGS!!! Forever happiness.
Reference so whenever I am depressed I can look at this and feel better knowing that this man exists
IT’S BACK.
I’ve always loved these. This and the Foster’s one are my favorites.