1. 17:53 28th Jan 2012

    notes: 6473

    reblogged from: doctorwho

    doctorwho:

    Doctor Who Quote

    Cyberman: “Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.”
    Dalek Sec: “This is not war, this is pest control!”
    Cyberman: “We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?”
    Dalek Sec: “Four.”
    Cyberman: “You would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek?”
    Dalek Sec: “We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect!”
    Cyberman: “What is that?”
    Dalek Sec: “You are better at dying!” 

    #Always hilarious #Trash talking Daleks and Cybermen #You’re doing it right

    (Source: streetcornertwoam)

     
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  3. 17:50

    notes: 300

    reblogged from: adventuretime-blog

    adventuretime-blog:

I WHIP MY BUSH BACK AND FORTH! ♫

    adventuretime-blog:

    I WHIP MY BUSH BACK AND FORTH! ♫

     
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  5. 17:43

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    reblogged from: askhotbloodedpinkie

    image: download

    askhotbloodedpinkie:

This hot enough for you GURREN LAGANN BOY?
I hope it is. There aren’t any other volcanoes for miles.

    askhotbloodedpinkie:

    This hot enough for you GURREN LAGANN BOY?

    I hope it is. There aren’t any other volcanoes for miles.

     
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  7. 14:23 16th Jan 2012

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    reblogged from: doctorwho

    doctorwho:

So are you or so are who?

    doctorwho:

    So are you or so are who?

    (Source: mistajeffy)

     
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  9. 09:12 9th Jan 2012

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    reblogged from: niktheawesome

    yamino:

varlandgear:

Okay so I was walking through the store when suddenly! Pasta salad! 
No like that’s what this product is called. Suddenly pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. And like I understand that it’s a box of stuff that you add to pasta and suddenly it’s pasta salad. Okay cool, sounds pretty useful to me. But god that suddenly in the name. It just makes it sound so… sudden. You know? like you pull back the shower curtain and pasta salad!!!! You look in the mirror and what’s that behind you? It’s pasta salad. you hear a strange noise and pasta salad. you turn the corner and pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. ALL OF A SUDDEN. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. IT’S PASTA SALAD. Whatever happened here it happened suddenly, nobody had time to get out of the way, they say as they survey the pasta salad covered scene.
Like okay here’s a play along at home game, put on your best movie trailer voice and say “it was a quiet town… a peaceful town… when suddenly, pasta salad!” Or even just use your regular voice, unless your movie trailer voice is your regular voice, I don’t know your life, to say pretty much any sentence that would have suddenly in it but then after suddenly you say pasta salad. Then say another one. There you go, I just gave you enough jokes to sustain yourself maybe for the rest of your life. 

*dead*

    yamino:

    varlandgear:

    Okay so I was walking through the store when suddenly! Pasta salad! 

    No like that’s what this product is called. Suddenly pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. And like I understand that it’s a box of stuff that you add to pasta and suddenly it’s pasta salad. Okay cool, sounds pretty useful to me. But god that suddenly in the name. It just makes it sound so… sudden. You know? like you pull back the shower curtain and pasta salad!!!! You look in the mirror and what’s that behind you? It’s pasta salad. you hear a strange noise and pasta salad. you turn the corner and pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. ALL OF A SUDDEN. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. IT’S PASTA SALAD. Whatever happened here it happened suddenly, nobody had time to get out of the way, they say as they survey the pasta salad covered scene.

    Like okay here’s a play along at home game, put on your best movie trailer voice and say “it was a quiet town… a peaceful town… when suddenly, pasta salad!” Or even just use your regular voice, unless your movie trailer voice is your regular voice, I don’t know your life, to say pretty much any sentence that would have suddenly in it but then after suddenly you say pasta salad. Then say another one. There you go, I just gave you enough jokes to sustain yourself maybe for the rest of your life. 

    *dead*

     
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  11. 10:34 8th Jan 2012

    notes: 29099

    reblogged from: steveholtvstheuniverse

    I’m respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway.

     
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  13. 03:14 4th Jan 2012

    notes: 12535

    reblogged from: steveholtvstheuniverse

    steveholtvstheuniverse:

    chicksdigthephoenix:

    tim—canterbury:

    twistingreality:

    dunderklumpen:

    I would walk 500 miles / [video]

    ALL THE DAVIDS ARE MARCHING IN PLACE WITH ALL THE DAVIDS. IT’S RAINING PUPPIES AND KITTENS AND NOTHING CAN EVER HURT ANYMORE.

    I will never be sad or have a bad day ever again because this cures ALL THINGS!!! Forever happiness.

    Reference so whenever I am depressed I can look at this and feel better knowing that this man exists

    IT’S BACK.

     
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  15. 02:33 3rd Jan 2012

    notes: 384

    reblogged from: adventuretime-blog

    swallow-my-cockuccino:

And so I did

Yup.

    swallow-my-cockuccino:

    And so I did

    Yup.

     
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  17. 23:28 1st Jan 2012

    notes: 13765

    reblogged from: adventuretime

    timavery:

I’ve always loved these. This and the Foster’s one are my favorites.

    timavery:

    I’ve always loved these. This and the Foster’s one are my favorites.

     
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  19. image: download

    Hilarious stuff. IT SHALL BE ON TUMBLR!

    Hilarious stuff. IT SHALL BE ON TUMBLR!

     
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